 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
|
| tremendous, jessica, jewish blogs, stand up, triple, movies, nuns, actors, laughter, comic strip live, | I could see the honeymoon phase of our family reunion screeching to a halt. My mother began to take umbrage when she found her things in mcsweeney's the garbage can. "Why are you throwing my waffle iron away?" she would shout as she shook the evidence in my direction. "Mom, it has no electrical cord mcsweeney's attached to it. You haven't used that thing since 1973. It's just taking up space," I lazily replied, too engrossed in my book to take a good look at her. "That doesn't matter. It's my thing and I was saving it," she stormed on. At mcsweeney's this point her irrationality sounded far more interesting than the dialogue on the page, so I turned my attention to her. She stood menacingly in the kitchen, her size 5 shoe tapping on the linoleum, her small gray eyes made even smaller by the flames shooting from them. "I would ask that you leave my things be. |
Best Mature Paysites
|
| I set a bowl tremendous of stew down on the dinner table next to a platter of steaming pilaf. My mother shifted in her seat and winced. "What?" I asked. She shrugged her shoulders and gave me one of her little tremendous coy smiles. "No. What?" I pressed, sure that she definitely had something to say about the meal I had spent hours preparing. "Well, Sweetie, tremendous isn't this a little fancy? I mean, it's not like the Shah of Iran is coming for dinner, or is he?" she giggled. My face dropped and I began grinding my teeth. "I'm just going to get up and make myself a simple little something," she drawled as she began opening a can of tuna. A second later she dipped a spoon into the five-pound jar of mayonnaise, swirled it into the lumpy fish once or twice, and then dropped it onto the nice clean counter. I knew we were in for it. The Chinese man I had dated once told me, in between slugs of Geritol, that the Chinese character for war was made up of two separate symbols. The first was a roof, the second, two women under it. |
|
Looking for real sex? Find someone now on the
largest sex personals network.FREE signup! Post a FREE erotic ad w/5 photos, flirt in chatrooms, view explicit live Webcams, meet for REAL sex! 30,000 new photos every day! Find SEX now 
|
