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| humor, poetry, david eggers, mama, muslim, judaism, gotham comedy club, comedians, arizona driving drunk law, stand up ny, | People who tell me I don't LOOK Jewish. Never mind that I pretty laborlaw much fit the stereotype of "looking Jewish"--short, laborlaw buxom, curly hair and a prominent nose. Never mind that Judaism is first and foremost a religion and that you can no more look Jewish than look Christian. Yeah, and you don't LOOK like a fucking laborlaw moron. The fact that debutante society is still alive and flourishing. Whose sick, nostalgic idea was it to continue the practice of tying their daughters up in poofy dresses and ridiculous bows and "present" them to society as if they are objects to be dolled up and given away? Girls that bitch about how the guy they're having sex with is only in the relationship for the sex and no substance. |
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| The same future mother-in-law who always seems to judaism have the urge to explain simple things to me over and over again. My mother taught me judaism how to do dishes judaism at the age of 6! Those stupid porn-models who give the camera this "fuck me, to fill my empty vessel" look. I have nothing against decent and well-done porn. There is only this lack of grrrls giving this "fuck me...if you dare young man!" look. Techno-tracks with women sighing like they are having sex between the beats. If you are not capable of producing good music that does not need gimmicks, just do not do it! People who, when I tell them I'm a lesbian, feel the need to emphasize their heterosexuality, or, better yet, homophobic college roommates who feel the need to start changing in the bathroom after they inadvertently stumble upon one of my "dyke books." Calista Flockhardt. Sure she's naturally skinny, and the reason she passed out on the set of Ally McBeal was because of exhaustion, and hey, get a load of the monkeys flying out of my ass. |
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