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Baby girl, if your clothes didn't scream "I wanna be laid," maybe someone WOULD take you seriously! laws Religious people laws who laws are so narrow minded you could thread a needle with their brains -- especially about family planning -- until THEIR kid gets knocked up. It's different when it's your own, eh? Our celebrity-and starvation-addled culture. Who the hell cares about what overdressed, underfed clothes racks are doing to whom? People (especially the Martha Stewart clones) who roll their eyeballs in the back of their head, demonstrating disapproval that although I am married: I have retained my own last name, and not taken on his. I have my own job and pay my own bills. That my husband and I have separate checking accounts, our own computers, our own studies and our own individual e-mail addresses. That my husband and I, while a couple, still have our own friends and are actually capable of going somewhere without the other!
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