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| confession, drunk flashing woman, galleries, petitionspot create a free online petition online petitions official, dave eggers, moviedatabase, rapeporn, satan, college, jersey city, rape rays, slut wife, 2003, yiddish, | She told me the following story.Mr. Tong's three year old son, on hearing the doorbell, raced to the window to see who it was. Upon seeing that it was his father's MIL decided to inform him of this with the following charming phrase delivered in the broadest cock-er-ney drunk moms accent drunk moms a three year old boy can manage."Fuckin' 'ell it's Grandma!!!"Terrifyingly true story. For those not drunk the link is this: (concentrate now) my brother's mother-in-law's son is married to the sister of Pete Tong's wife. |
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| don’t you fuck off home, you miserable ratbag!!!’ college ‘You’ve been here a month, don’t you think the rest of the coven are missing you?’‘Eh? What did you say? Do I want another pie? Only if it’s better than the last one, it looked a bit off that one, anyone would think you’re trying to poison me!!! And do us some chips, I think my college arteries are starting to loosen up a bit!! Hehehehehhehe…….sounds of demented cackling which seems to go on college for weeks.How can a demented old harridan like that be the mother of a sweet natured girl like my beloved?It’s a (Conundrum, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 10:13) Pete Tong's Mother-In-Law The title isn't a joke, my brother's MIL that I mentioned in my earlier post (just down there, looka!) has a vague and tenuous relationship to Pete Tong of DJing and rhyming slang fame (see end for the confusing explaination). |
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