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| confession, drunk flashing woman, galleries, petitionspot create a free online petition online petitions official, dave eggers, moviedatabase, rapeporn, satan, college, jersey city, rape rays, slut wife, 2003, yiddish, | She's done things like: offer me her g-grandmother's honking bigass overtime pay diamond for overtime pay an engagement ring "except if you divorce, I want it back, you can't just run off with it." Uh, ok.-On our wedding night hubby's brothers, sisters and mum came to the house, asked me to make them overtime pay something to eat (I made toasted cheese sandwiches with an apron tied over my wedding dress. They didn't even give me time to change.) and then stayed well past 11pm. I was hiding from them in the living room, sobbing "Can't you tell them to go home?" I found out later that since we had co-habited for 4 years, 'the wedding night didn't matter anyway'.-Next day, she let my very young nieces and nephews rip open my wedding presents "because you know, it's so fun for them and you don't mind, do you?" No, they're just the only wedding presents I'll ever have. |
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| Out of the blue my dear, sweet dave eggers idiot of a man turns to his mummy dearest and in his dulcet received pronunciation tones announces'Well you dave eggers know what you need now mum. YOU NEED TO GET SOME COCK.'No he wasn't pissed, stoned, on presciption drugs or even in a funny mood. Although this is why I love him so. He's the only person to meet his father in law (ie my pa) for the first time and dave eggers say 'I'm sorry but I don't think I can talk to you now. I'm on a lot of mushrooms and your face won't stop pulsating'.Forgot to say. His mum's answer to the cock line was 'That's probably right dear'. All in her stride, god bless the little bunchkin.Bless. I'd apologise for the length but I have no confidence in my genitalia whatsoever. ( Captain Wow, Mon 12 Sep 2005, 9:35) She's ok, I guess My MIL is very nice in general, but from another planet. |
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