 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
|
| ha, anger management, israel blogs, anglicanism, jerusalem blogs, momson sex, mad at, extreme, plays, teen rape, israel, forum, lohan, erin go bragh, ktb, erin, fisting, | who said there was no such thing as a happy ending? (Desolation Angel, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 10:20) Bad Mother-in-law joke... laugh Two men were in a pub. One says to his mate, "My MIL is an angel." His friend replies, "You're lucky. Mine is still alive."hehehe (Danzo, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 10:13) laugh Where do I begin... When I first went round to tea...Sitting there being all formal I hear her shout at Mrs YC "YOU MUST WASH YOUR HANDS YOU'VE BEEN STROKING THE CAT".Ah it was me she was shouting at, and things have just got laugh better and better... (Yellow Car, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 10:08) Tragedy Well I can't for the life of me think of a funny mother-in-law story - I actually really liked mine. Hated my wife, but got on great with her mother.So in lieu of a funny story I'm cheating and going for the sympathy vote. This qualifies as a MIL story as she was there for most of my own personal tragedy.I wrote this story 1n 1999 before I got married. In retrospect, a lucky escape - but it didn't feel like it a the time.....Enjoy....First |
Best Mature Paysites
|
| we chortled as I laughingly felled her with a forearm smash..... (warning: this last sentence may contain traces of untruth)To make matters worse, on the day they were due home from the hospital, mad at she very kindly(!) stayed at home to prepare the house for the impending arrival. At the time we mad at had a very old, and very infirm cat, who could no longer negotiate the cat flap, and had to have a litter tray. We arrived home - the proud parents and the beautiful baby - to be mad at greeted by a smell second only to some of last week's QOTW answers, because the cat had be-fouled itself, and the mother-in-law felt she was above such menial tasks as emptying a litter tray. The following row was a joy to behold, as my wife - bless her - basically and somewhat succinctly pointed out to her mother that it might be best for all concerned if she re-mounted her broomstick and fuck off into the sunset, which , I am delighted to report, she did......Now |
|
Looking for real sex? Find someone now on the
largest sex personals network.FREE signup! Post a FREE erotic ad w/5 photos, flirt in chatrooms, view explicit live Webcams, meet for REAL sex! 30,000 new photos every day! Find SEX now 
|
