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the return leg (bread knife momson sex meets my parents) I warned her we momson sex have a pesky do that likes all things smelly (tissues/socks/pants), I went for a shower in the morning, dog comes in grabs the nearest tissue and runs out in to the dining room... what was in the tissue??? cue mortified girlfriend and rather embarrased mum. DOHgrith and nehlt? (GBDennis, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 10:27) Take my mother-in-law.....please..... After the somewhat traumatic momson sex birth of our first child, I went outside the hospital for a well needed cigarette and to ring everyone and tell them the news that I wouldn't be sleeping for the next five years or so.... On ringing my mother-in-law, I was informed by her partner that she was already on her way to our house.....a fact that nobody else seemed aware of, least of all me.....When I finally left the hospital later that night, I arrived home to find her sitting next door with the neighbours drinking tea. |
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