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| sexaul harassment, drunk driving, prayer, chick, erin bennett, hollywood, anime rape., 1990, stars, answer bear, new york city, story, journal, hummous, gigglechick.com, | At the stand up new york rehearsal dinner the night before I downed about 5 pints of beer, a full fifth of Jack Daniels and smoked a couple of cigars. stand up new york The most memorable event from the evening (at least for everyone else) occurred after the dinner. My family went to the church at 2 am to decorate it for the big day. When we got stand up new york there, I ran into the church and grabbed hold of the bellringer's rope and swung myself across the church like Tarzan, thereby ringing the bell and waking up the entire town. My family managed to get me down, took me back to the hotel and put me to bed. The next morning it was unbelievably hot in the church, and I was sweating beer and Jack profusely. As I stood at the front of the church ready to give my sister away, I was struck with the strong urge to "spill my guts" all over the church. |
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| Walked drunk driving in to discover several sleeping children being hoisted out, the fruit basket and choccies all gone, several films and video games charged to the room, and....a wet bed.My husband always says he must be drunk driving the only groom in the world to have slept in somebody elses wet spot.After the manditory worn out, pregnant bridal tantrum, we finally decided to get down to 'consummating our now blessed union', when my stepmonster CALLS THE ROOM and asks us to get out drunk driving of bed and find a diamond earring that she's lost. Cue another screaming tantrum.Good to know everyone else had a good time though. Pretty much all of the bridesmaids and ushers had sex with eachother. Result. Couldn't figure out who was in who's room in the morning for breakky. (Peelmytangerines, Thu 14 Jul 2005, 21:20) it tolls for thee A few years back, one of my sisters got married in rural NC and I was slated to give her away at the ceremony. |
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