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me and my sister weren't given a dirtyjokes song book, and not being religious dirtyjokes types, had no idea what the words to any of the hymns were. we were given the choice of either standing there making it obvious, or mouthing what we could hear..disatster, i can tell you. the after party thing involved our stupid cousins telling us how much they hate us, and my sister getting sick, so i had to sit in a corner by myself all night.. (harrietthespy, Thu 14 Jul 2005, 23:09) Receiving Line I came to the wedding ceremony dirtyjokes a derelict, knowing no one but the bride, and her but barely. Afterwards, I joined the receiving line, and stood, quite by accident, next to a random, solitary princess: tall, athletic, good-looking, tanned, taut. The mother of the bride (whom I had never met) approached. She looked at the princess, then to me, and to my surprise, smiled brightly and said in the sweetest manner imaginable: "We have heard SO much about you!" I was apparently the princess' missing better half!
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