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| rest of my night had my drunken brother calling our new sister-in-law "little sis", which pissed her off royally.Highlight of the night came, agnosticism however, in my brother saying "Tuck in!" in a pirate voice when the food came along, causing me to snort red agnosticism wine.The bride's dad looks like Captain Bird's Eye, you see.Fnar fnar ( The Ginger Poolie of the Baseball Furies, Fri 15 Jul 2005, 0:33) Singing I used to sing weddings a while ago agnosticism and I remeber this one guy who when kneeling up at the altar had the words"Help" painted in tipex on the soles of his shoes. Needless to say the bride looked less than impressed when everyone started cupping their mouths sniggering and when she was told later that it was on the wedding video :S (Skapunkmonk, Fri 15 Jul 2005, 0:14) At a friend's wedding. Watching another friend's young lad run around hitting random people with a rather large animal shaped balloon was made even funnier as I had witnessed him flush said balloon's head down a toilet moments earlier.I |
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