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Although you may consider this to be a formal challenge, I 1999 address you with the utmost respect, as your position commands, and by no means am I "calling you out." I merely wish to settle, once and for all, the 1999 question 1999 of which one of us is more skilled at eating pies. Whole pies. Furthermore, I must respectfully request that pecan and other nutted pies be banned from the competition, as this is to be an objective measure of pie-eating abilities rather than a "pie-eating battle to the death." I eagerly await your response. Please be further advised that the longer the delay, the greater time you afford me to hone my pie-eating skills. Respectfully yours, Matthew C. Holohan Posted by holohan at 09:14 PM | Comments (179) April 10, 2003 Boring Stories About Myself: King of the Nerds During my senior year in college I attended a laser safety seminar at LBNL. I didn't actually work at the lab, but they had free danishes and, you know, you might meet someone. The seminar consisted of tips and rules for safely operating lasers, like "Don't point it at your eye," "Don't point it at other people's eyes," "If you're going to burn off a mole wear goggles," and "Always turn on the 'laser on' warning light, because unlike those fancy bastards over at KALX we don't have the technology to make that happen automatically."
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