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| We've been going to her parents most confession Sundays for fat Polish meals (they are MASSIVE) which used to involve an hour's bus ride confession across the city.On the first night we moved in, completely knackered after lugging the fridge, washing machine, sofa confession and fooking huge TV up to the 8th floor, we collapse on the bed and fall asleep.Cue MIL calling us up in floods of tears at 5pm, wailing her tits off, because we havent invited her over yet to have a nose around the apartment. We've only had the keys for 6 hours and the charming lady is hurling her lungs through the phone line about how ungratefully her no good daughter is, and how Im bound to leave her when I realise the full extent of her uselessness, ingratitude and general waste-of-spacity.She's wonderful to me though - her English is only a few words better than my Polish, but around the dinner table we usually get a good chuckle when she pokes me saying "you need more meat, you English thin man," and I reply "sorry, I gave all my meat to your daughter..."(me, |
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