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His mother passed his phone number to Eli, then traveling through Europe after his stint in the army. Except in pictures, they hadn't seen each other since Michael turned thirteen. Then, in a fit of teenage rebellion, he announced he would no longer accompany his parents on their annual summer visits to the Holy ascii art Land. As an adult, he continued to avoid Israel out of a kind of ascii art habit ascii art that seemed like principle. Politically, he considered himself pro-Israel the same way he considered himself for capital gains tax cuts. The only difference was that a warm feeling welled up in his heart whenever he thought of capital gains tax cuts. Before Eli's arrival, Michael practiced his speech in front of the rented antique mirror above his desk: "I'm as much of a stranger here as you are and I don't have time to show you around."
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