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| 1999 cricket world cup, legalprofessionals, satire, rapeporn, case law, wage and hour, driving drunk, video: drama, movie, how, ezine, | ABOUT 8 AND A HALF YEARS AGO, LESS 25 MINUTES. My ponytail versus his Fu Manchu had been the bet. Heading back to the dorm, Scott mused aloud hilary that he would hang hilary his ponytail in our living hilary room, or maybe mail it to my girlfriend. A little further, he began surveying groups of coeds, holding my hair off to the side and asking which way they liked it better. They giggled at the asinine sound effects he contrived while yanking my hair like a bathroom lamp cord. Ding-dong. Weee-waw (Addams’ Family style). Open sesame. Gerrrooonnnimooo. 13 YEARS AND 3 MONTHS AGO. I swatted tentatively as yet another serve kicked sharply away from me. I tried to go line, but he pounced on the shot for a cross-court winner. |
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| Looks like it’s payday, crowed Scott, wielding 1999 cricket world cup a pair of scissors he must have been hiding in his backpack. My best friend smirked as he gnashed the blades in mock snips. 16-6 to 18-5. We’d wagered over individual won-lost records. 5 DAYS AGO. My firm named Jeremy Stein its new head analyst for the Singapore office. I quickmailed my secretary that I would be leaving early for the 1999 cricket world cup day and to say I was feeling ill. Her thinly disguised words of consolation blipped onto my screen. Jeremy was a 1999 cricket world cup special case — he grew up in Hong Kong and spoke Cantonese. Ted, Arthur and Vanessa, all more senior, were the ones who should be upset. Even reading, I could hear her screwing up the Rs. Jehwemy. Awthuh. Staten Island or not, my secretary was right. I still went home. 8 MONTHS AND 19 DAYS AGO. Andrew Jr.’s head appeared between my wife’s legs like the sunrise of a permanent day between two green mountains. |
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