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| state case law, blog, homestuff, ktb, laws, safety hazards, fiction, statements, duff, funny links, | Clark said at 04:11PM, 03.28.2003: May Kay is evil where Avon does God's work. Bask in your mother's glory. Xanthan said at 04:20PM, 03.28.2003: Growing up, our drunk moms next door neighbor was an Avon lady. Every Christmas, from the time I was three years old, I got a bottle of aftershave.... you know, the ones in the shape of a car. Avon: filling personal hygiene needs we didn't know we drunk moms had! jenB said at 04:28PM, 03.28.2003: I could tell stories about my mother and mother-in-law's cleaning fanaticism for days on end. The first time I met my drunk moms husband's family premarriage, my MIL went into my then boyfriend's room (where I couldn't sleep) and took his pajamas while he was in the shower, washed and IRONED them and had them on his bed before he went to sleep again that night. |
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| why not live in California and fly to Utah for the weekends? My family's a Mary Kay cult. I'm the one they don't talk about because I don't wear makeup. Beerzie Boy said at 03:45PM, 03.28.2003: Wow! What safety hazards a drag. Hang on, it's almost over. Oh yeah. There are a few smudges on your masthead. Would you mind taking a warm, damp cloth and polishing it up a tad? April safety hazards said at 03:59PM, 03.28.2003: Awesome. There's a Mary Kay building a couple of blocks from where I safety hazards work. I'll give you a great reference. Yahmdallah said at 04:00PM, 03.28.2003: Actually, to keep things interesting and to inject more transgressive fractal family relationship moments into your life, you should become a Mary Kay commando and tool around in your pink Cadillac with Interpol cranked so loud it keeps the fingernail polish mixed. |
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