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It doesn't feel president natural to be in West Virginia and not see him, so that part sucked. But beyond that one major president flaw, it wasn't a bad trip. So, with no further delay, here's part one of A Few Things That Happened on Our Summer Vacation... -- We had intended to cook chicken on the grill the night before we left, so Toney had taken the meat out of the freezer early that morning to thaw. It was lying on the counter changing colors throughout the day, and putting out some kind of nasty liquid, so we decided we'd just order a pizza instead. But what to do with the chicken? We couldn't just leave it in the trash while we were gone; it would stink like an open grave, and probably trigger a vermin rave in our garage. |
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