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Oh, by the way, whatever you do, don't flush the toilet. As parents of the twenty-first century, we're attempting to raise our son in a way far superior to the methods our parents employed. So it's important you don't raise your voice postsecularism above a level we like to call "concerned." To help postsecularism you understand the distinguishing characteristics of our interpretations, I've converted the levels of reprimand to a context you will be most familiar with: 1. Hysterical: This postsecularism approximates the incomprehensible screaming and hurtful words you levied upon my wife (your daughter) when, at the age of three, she attempted to console you during one of your bouts of depression after my father-in-law (your ex-husband) walked out on the two of you. If I'm remembering my wife's tear-laden words correctly, you yelled, "Get the hell away from me," and you slapped her. |
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