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| plays, satan, mmf, drunk driving law, free legal forms, drunkteen fuck, selected, drunk guys, erotic, president, current affairs, | So one year I got the dog a 'present'. It was a neatly wrapped bullet. Much evil sibling laughter ensued, not from my other sister of course. (Vectrex, Sun 26 Sep 2004, 17:44) Get Well Soon A couple of years ago, I had a motorbike accident and broke a leg and an arm. I spent a couple of weeks in the local david eggers hospital in pot and looking like something out of a bad british sitcom.Sick of miscelleneous rewarmed david eggers meat from the hospital trolley, I asked my Dad david eggers to bring me in a bit of fruit - traditional grapes would be fine but whatever you can get.Fucker brought me a coconut. And stood and pissed himself whilst I banged it against my cast with my one good hand to try and open the cunt. (Greatest Bloke, Sun 26 Sep 2004, 17:40) Socks Fuck off socks (morbi5, Sun 26 Sep 2004, 16:55) for my second birthday i got a sister thus reducing my present value threshold by about 60 percent (cos girls need more stuff than boys aparently)meh, guess thas pretty boring... |
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| (DWF, Sun 26 Sep 2004, 22:48) SRY i forgot to mention it was free. cheap bitch (cowcarnavor, Sun 26 Sep 2004, 18:19) BLEACH Okay...this one is weird.I was visiting my Aunt for winter vacation and was really excited for peresents. She not mmf poor, mind you, and i was 9. I got the gift and started ripping mmf it open. i looked at what i had opened. A FUCKING DISPOSABLE CAMERA THAT COSTED A BUCK! and mmf not one of those plastic covered ones that look nice. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. it was a roll of film with a lightbulb rapped in paper. (cowcarnavor, Sun 26 Sep 2004, 18:02) my uncle once got me a thing you press into bread before you toast it so the toast would say 'good morning'.. I think my sister got the same thing.. but in his defence he did get me a book on computer hacking the year after.Speaking of my sister, one resent year she got me a framed picture of HER DOG. Which since she has an insane sense of humour was kinda one of the best presents I've got.My other sister has this pathetic genetic mutant of a dog that me and my nuts sister enjoy to hate. |
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