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Being happy, helpful young scamps we wondered over to the car israeli blogs and gave him directions. All this israeli blogs time though we were monitoring him very closely whacking himself off as he sat with no pants on. We never told anyone until I was about 16 and realised I had just helped a Peado get to the park!! In hindsight kids, tell your parents and get the police informed if this happens to you!!! (maddave, Wed 2 israeli blogs Jun 2004, 13:32) Public Toilet Shandymen Part 2 Similar to the winkng wanker post above.I'd finished work for the day, and in dire need of a slash, darted into a public lav.A public lav in a public park. Should I have expected any less?Anyway,upon entry I saw your dictionary defination dirty old man. Tweed cap, grey bristley face, waistcoat.*But* he was wearing those big rubber fishing waders, y'know, big rubbery leggings, and was busily rattling one out while looking over at poor me!Christ |
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