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He left a freakin' trench, folks. That's how hard I tagged him. If ESPN taped childhood sandlot sports, this hit would have been on the permanent highlight reel. Even for a group of kids who routinely played games strange news like "Rock tag", strange news "Ninja" (where we would throw metal tipped darts at each other and try to catch strange news them with ninja like reflexes we sorely lacked), threw each other out of five foot high above ground pools onto the decorative stones surrounding the pool, and played combat basketball (where body slamming someone into the pavement was not only legal but a staple move) this was an ass smashing of distinction. I still get a warm fuzzy feeling when I think of Target gasping like a fish out of water, bloody nosed and blue faced, unable to breathe from the wind knocked out of his sorry ass, with mud caked over his entire body. |
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