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I want to point out, by the way, that this duck saga is all true. I obviously add my own dramatic flair when I write, but cock what you read in these entries is by and cock large what really happened. OK, so ... remember Jurassic Park? And cock that scene with the hunter guy where he's going out to kill the velociraptor? And he sees the thing a little ways over so he starts setting up his shot and then he suddenly hears this noise and a different velociraptor pops out of the bushes and the guy goes, "Clever girl!" just before he gets ripped to shreds? The ducks remember that scene, too. Yesterday morning, I walked out to get my paper (which, you might recall, is one of the pawns they are using in their intimidation). As I shuffled out, I saw Mama and Papa Duck waddling around about 20 feet away. Keeping a close eye on them, I picked up my paper and started to walk back into my apartment. QUACK! An ear-splitting quack came from the bushes right next to my door. I whirled around and there sat the REAL Mama Duck.
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