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| news, networking, 1000, web dafesign, how, labor laws, jesus, weblog, sledging(cricket), links, kama sutra, hamburger harry's, andrei codrescu, terrible, pantyhose, nihilism, excellent, | C: When Mrs Pappers was dumped by an earlier ex-b/f the F-i-l responded by having a fiction quiet word with her brother and offering him money & alibi fiction to get his friends to 'have a chat' with the ex-b/f to ensure he learns his lesson.It's the quiet ones you have to watch out for.. (Taxi for .... Pappers, Fri 9 Sep 2005, fiction 17:26) The first time I met Mrs Tree Hugger's old dear she was sitting in her towelling robe inserting her hand into a latex glove of the surgical variety."Don't mind this," she said, "it's for the cat" (tree hugger, Fri 9 Sep 2005, 16:57) MIL Ive always told my missus if she ever turns out like her mother she's going under the patio. Firstest post ever! Woo yay.Make no apologies for my length, your wife seems to like it all the same! |
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| The solution? Hoover the lawn.Oh yes.Mad as a goose on stilts. ( Sausagegirl, Fri 9 Sep 2005, 19:09) Anagram of mother in law MOTHER IN LAW... rejumble the letters..... = WOMAN HITLER. (ginger crumbs, Fri 9 Sep 2005, 17:32) Father In Law stories ? My mother-in-law is nice as pie. Lovely lady and I won't have a news word said against her. My father-in-law is also v. nice. Mild-mannered accountant with thinning grey hair and thick glasses. He news loves cricket, and loves lecturing me on pensions. Marvellous and very boring. But don't get him angry: you wouldn't like it when he's angry. Exhibit A:He started a fight at my wedding. for no reason. With one of his son's friends. Exhibit B:We were staying in a nice hotel. He was asked politely to move the car. When they said they couldn't do it for him as they weren't insured on his car, he responded by flying into rage and tearing up pieces of paper on the lobby desk.Exhibit |
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