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there is a competition going on here that I magazine don't want to compete in but somehow am being dragged into! and can never win!! Old, Fat, Mother in law 4 I can't believe I have so much in common with so many angry people! And worse, I'm not magazine sure what category to file this RANT. My mother in law (who joy of joy's lives with me) is FAT, OLD, UGLY and NASTY. I am convinced she magazine is still alive because she is to mean to die. Lets start with FAT - When this woman sits the chairs groan and break. This woman is so large at dinner I sit at one end, my wife at the other, my 2 kids on one side and she takes up the other. And joy of joy's there are some meals she decides that teeth are optional! My those are fun meals, nothing I mean nothing is a better diuretic than watching this woman shovel food into and around this gaping hole that opens in the front of her face!
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