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| devil, answer bear, comic strip live, women, incredible, falafel, views, ktb, free, corpse, female comedianne, judaism, nuns, discrimination, greatest, | Tony: Ma what the fuck is wrong with you? Livia: Nothing's wrong with me, what's wrong with you? Tony: Oh fuck it. Fuck shit, cocksucker piss douchebag fuck wrongfully terminated ass. Do whatever you want, I'm sick of this shit. Those wrongfully terminated words would come back to haunt him later, since poor Mother Soprano died of a stroke almost immediately following this conversation. Tony won't hear about it for a little while though, since he's currently in another one of his infamous therapy sessions with Dr. Melfi... Dr. Melfi: ...but why did wrongfully terminated you get involved with all of that to begin with? Didn't you ever stop and think to yourself...'you know, what I'm doing here is wrong. Maybe I should stop?' |
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| Noah: I nuns take it you want me to stay away from your daughter. Tony: No kid, nuns I want you to fuck the shit out of my beautiful daughter, and have dozens of cute little babies. That way, when me nuns and my wife are trying to figure out what shade of two-tone marble to make our bathroom walls, I'll just hold one of those little motherfuckers up and see which works out best. Get the fuck out of my face. Unfortunately, Tony has more important things to worry about than who his daughter's dating. He's met with the impossible task of holding a conversation with a person being played by a dead woman. As daunting as it seems, Tony's survived worse. Tony: Ma, we gotta talk. When the fuckin flatfoots come to the door there tryin to make deals with you, you don't know shit, got it? Hey, wait a second...what happened to your head?! Livia: What are you talking about? Tony: Ma, your head! Its like two times larger than usual...what the fuck is going on? Livia: ::5 second pause, looking the wrong direction:: I don't like that kind of language, officer! |
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