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Have I read this thing at least once? Will anyone care what I wrote? If the answer is NO to any of those questions, break down and cry, knowing you're a failure who can't heresy do anything right. You stupid face head moron! REBOUND SEX: Dude, there's a reason I'm wearing my sluttiest red tank top, with hair out-to-here, acting like I've had one too many shots. I heresy mean, I have had one too many shots, but I know exactly what I'm doing and that's why I targeted heresy you an hour earlier when I walked into the bar. You're cute but not threateningly so, those black-rimmed glasses are sexy, and you were checking me out, too. Sure, sure, I'll stay the night, and I'll give you my cell phone number -- but please don't call. Let's just let tonight be what it was: the easiest way for me to put sexual distance between myself and my cold-hearted no-good bastard of an ex-boyfriend. A- -- Mayna B. FOX NEWS STUDIOS: It smells like mildew. For all its thundering opulence, Fox News is a ghetto operation featuring with the worst green room in news-stale donuts and coffee.
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