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| She tops it all off by producing the to tassled sequined bra I'd worn in one of the performances. (If you're reading this J, I'm STILL just as angry 7 years on, and will never speak to you again).What they failed to realise was that 60% of the 'audience' were VERY religious, over 60 and to had never met me before (all being my husbands rellies). (And they all knew I was 3 months up the duff too). Silence to all round.Decided to hold my head up high and dance my troubles away and have a laugh.THEN, when it came time to go to the 'Wedding Suite', we discovered my stepmonster had somehow harranged the manager into giving her the keys so she could use it as the BABYSITTING room for her kids! Walked in to discover several sleeping children being hoisted out, the fruit basket and choccies all gone, several films and video games charged to the room, and....a |
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