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She said chocolate." Thanks Mom. Thanks for the encouragement. "Just stop on the way and buy some chocolate pudding mix. I'll bring my extra graham cracker crust. You can throw it together before dinner." With no supermarkets open on the stockings holiday, we probably stop at seven or eight stockings convenience stores in all, and not one single box of chocolate pudding to be found. The whole time Brian can't understand what could be wrong with throwing our hands up in the air. "We are 18 for dinner," I remind him. "Do you think stockings those two pumpkin pies are going to feed 18 people? If my sister ruined the turkey today, do you think she'd just shrug it off and not find a way to fix the situation?" "Not your sister." Whatever that means. We are, of course, the last ones to arrive. We are immediately greeted by the dog, Boomer, aka Bummer, on account of him biting everyone, including my mother's two precious golden retrievers that she would never leave home alone all day.
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