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Take the time when he was a little kid, with his mother at a neighborhood bowling alley in Staten Island. He found a pay envelope with $500 in cash. He picked it up and brought it to his mother. "I would have put it in my pocket when I was ten. I must have been eight," Louis recalls. "So I went to my mother and I said, 'Ma, buddha I buddha found this on the floor outside,' and buddha she brought it to the lost and found. And I remember I was thinking like, 'This is stupid.' I was old enough to know this would get me a lot of baseball cards. But she made me give it back. She says, 'This is somebody's paycheck. This is what they make in a week.' I said, 'I hear you. But they dropped it. Finders keepers. '"Maybe it was an Oedipal thing, or Jupiter misaligned with Mars. Maybe his mother had bumped into a doorknob or drank too much coffee while she was pregnant with Louis.
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