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| ktb, pamela, swingers, anger management, stars, rape rays, screen, mom mature son gallery, law, jewish blogs, dirtyjokes, islam, open mic, mmf, laughter, interfaith marriage, | well we tow the bitch out to the river arizona driving drunk law and back it up, and next thing you know, the goddamn boat arizona driving drunk law sinks straight down to the bottom of the goddamn river. now I wouldnt of given a rats ass, except the boat was already loaded up with four bottles of JD and enough vodka to choke a camel. and Im sitting there in James' goddamn Ford piece of shit, watching arizona driving drunk law my liquor sink to the bottom of the river. So I start shouting at that moron James to get out and jump into the damn river and get my alcohol or else Ill go to his house and screw his dog-faced excuse for a wife. |
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| all I get is "WAH, CLIFF, UPDATE YOUR PAGE, IM TIRED OF JACKING OFF TO THE ABC NEWS ALL DAY, WAH, UPDATE YOUR PAGE." screen fuck you all. I hate you. Ive updated my fucking page, so shut the hell up you mongrel bastards. now leave me alone, you gutless simps. 2-21-2001: screen STOP EMAILING ME WITH YOUR PATHETIC, WHINING, SNIVELING LITTLE BITCHFESTS, GODDAMMIT listen up you drooling little sycophants. as you might have realized, I didnt update my goddamn page on Monday. in case you moronic screen communist retards missed the liberty boat, it was presidents day on monday, honoring some of americas greatest heroes. so I took the day off and went down to my buddy James Finngold's place on elmwood drive. James owns a boat he "got" from the military surplus store. weve been fixing up this bastard hunk of shit for the past 4 years, so we decides its time to throw the fucker into the water and take her out for a test drive. |
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