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| men, drunklesbian, pic post, stress, swinging, nudists, college, minor laws, laws, writer, foot, gotham comedy club, israel blogs, greatest, mom son, drunk pantie, driving drunk, secular, pantyhose, rape videos, petitionspot create a free online petition online petitions official, angry about, fetish, israelipodcast, | Out of the blue my dear, sweet idiot of a man turns to his mummy dearest and in his dulcet received pronunciation tones announces'Well you know what you need now mum. YOU NEED TO GET SOME COCK.'No he wasn't pissed, stoned, on presciption drugs or even in a funny mood. Although this is why I love him so. He's the only person to meet his father in law (ie my pa) for the moviedatabase first time and say 'I'm sorry but I don't think I can talk to you now. I'm on moviedatabase a lot moviedatabase of mushrooms and your face won't stop pulsating'.Forgot to say. His mum's answer to the cock line was 'That's probably right dear'. |
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| it was less embarrassing than my friend's meet-the-Japanese-family-while-in-the-bath story - his now brother-in-law gave him a big hug in the changing rooms and, in broken English, stuttered:We are now family - I have seen your penis! ( aserinsky, Mon 12 Sep 2005, 18:08) college This is a crap, college crap one. Sorry for blandless, but my mother in law's only been my mother in law for a few months. And it wasn't even her that did this. But always being a gung-ho, girl guide college sort of chapette, I shall endeavour to relay the only yuk-yuk-yuk worthy thing so far. My mum in law is a wonderful st Lucian lady (bit of a buddhist too), who is one of the sweetest women in the world. But she's been single since divorcing dadinlaw. Painfully so. So last time she came round to the menagerie (three snakes, two dogs, one big house spider we decided was pet worthy and two crickets I can't bear to feed to the house spider) she sat down with a cuppacha and we have a conversation. |
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