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| screen, mom mature son gallery, law, jewish blogs, dirtyjokes, islam, open mic, mmf, laughter, interfaith marriage, female comedianne, stockings, pantie, agnosticism, anime rape., sumbissions, mad at, mom strips for son., rage, 1993, humor, | No. extreme Parents proceed to put me on skis, and push me down a hill. extreme Cut to a parental shit fit when I don't qualify for the olympics on the first go. extreme Then by all means, force me to stay outside and SKI, goddamit.1975 - I own a humble but growing record collection. I don't own a record player. See that record player under the tree? Guess who its for? Not me.1978 - Christmas Eve: The most exciting part of the evening occurs when one of my father's friends invites me outside for a fistfight. Him being too drunk to stand up for more than 11 seconds at a time.1979 - I find a wrench on the side of the road, which I wrap, then put a bow on it. Merry Christmas Dad!1980 through 1983 - A serious white powder habit wraps the holidays in a beautiful shiny haze.1984 |
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