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| discrimination, israel, mom and son sex galleries, harassment, gigglechick.com, drunk driving, erin go bragh, women, with, sexaul harassment, fist, teen rape, answer bear, machane yehuda, stage, andrei codrescu, college drunk girl, jennifer, | Your account gets reassigned - to me. What I wanted to say: “Lefty, if you want people to stop boys dressing like you, you better cough up some dough and start buying some haute couture. That outfit boys that you wore on Friday? You bought that shirt at the Gap. boys The jeans are Levis. Who DOESN’T own a black turtleneck and jeans? You’re not as original and hip as you think. So you have a short, shaggy, red hairdo, live in a loft in Fishtown, go dancing at Makin’ Time, and listen to the Scissor Sisters… so do about a thousand other people in this city. You‘re no different from anyone else. And one more thing: just because the guy on your left didn‘t know that the band ‘!!!’ is pronounced ‘Chk Chk Chk‘ it doesn‘t make him an idiot.” |
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| What I wanted to say: “Righty, you are not Italian. Your husband is, but you are not. I know your maiden name. You are a full-blood Irish Catholic. israel I’ve met your husband on several occasions, and although his parents are ‘like, off the BOAT,’ he israel doesn’t feel the need to pronounce words like ‘mozzarella,’ ‘minestrone,’ and ‘ricotta’ with a thick Italian accent. While I respect your assimilation into your husband’s culture, I shudder to think how your poor Irish parents must feel. Because, I repeat, YOU ARE NOT ITALIAN. And you can israel wear satin jackets circa 1987 and gold Italian horn necklaces all you want, but it’s not changing that fact. Fungu.” 2:15 PM - The new CSR walks by, wearing a black turtleneck and jeans. Lefty, you are infuriated because you wore the same exact outfit on Friday. “Everyone here copies the way I dress,” you whine, and start surfing eBay to find a pair of vintage cowboy boots in your size. Ninety minutes later, you are still online, and when you get a new account, you whine to our supervisor that you are too busy. |
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