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"Looks just like you," he'd teased, sneaking a kiss when no one was looking. In the throng of shoppers at Mahaneh Yehuda, Becky aimed her camera in all directions, at an Orthodox woman pressing into a melon, then a pair of brawny young men in blood-soaked aprons at comedy clubs a butcher stall. She took shots of mounds of olives, wheels of cheese in glass cases, trays of smoked fish with their mouths gaping open, comedy clubs oranges as big comedy clubs as grapefruit and grapefruit the size of small melons. "Let me peel you an orange," she said. For a minute Eli didn't understand, since he'd never heard the word "peel" in English before. In Hebrew, "peel" meant elephant. "It's okay," he admitted as he chewed his slice. |
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