wage and hour, 2003, swinging, video: suspense, personalpublishing, labor laws, jenna bush, drunk driving, angry, sexaul harassment, andrei codrescu, anime rape, strange news, minor laws, exquisite, dogging, corpse,
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Bear in mind, this is for serious fans only. Not bandwagoners such as myself. We kick off with Tony taking part in yet another of his little therapy sessions, trying to understand why he is the way he is... Tony: So doc, I mean, what the fuck? What's wrong with me? Why'm I so fuckin' miserable? Dr. Melfi: Mr. Soprano...you're 200 pounds overweight. Your wife sounds like the parrot from Froot Loops on helium. Your 'job' consists of ripping off shwarma everyone in a 25-mile radius. You've shwarma killed more times than you can remember. You're balding. You starred opposite shwarma Nicholas Cage in that god awful movie, 8 MM. Everything you do redefines the word 'scum.' Did you really need to pay me 200 dollars an hour to tell you why you're so miserable?
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