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| stress, manifesto, federal case law, atheism, priests, woomera detention centre, jesus, remarks, refugees, israelipodcast, statements, israeli podcasts, sucking, craigs list, mama, bush, accident driving drunk, social networking, pantie, fantastic, jewish blog, free case law, | This one time when on the worst date ever I pretended I was an ex-gigolo just to get laid. I was out of my depth but I had no money to take her out for an expensive meal. She was so impressed she paid list of themes me to buy her a present. I managed to get some shoddy crack from a local nuttier who told me a joke about babies being nailed to trees. He also told me he had only one bollock. I list of themes asked him why and he explained that the embarrassing injury was caused by Mr. Joe McCrapalot who projectile vomited a stream of his most hated food so powerful that it actually tore it off.I found this all very arousing but unfortunately I was overheard by my date. She then proceeded to dump me by throwing a brick at my head just because she saw me wanking over the nearest mini cab. |
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| “That’s my claim to fame” I would tell them, whilst explaining that it was the little things like his harmonica playing that turned me on. Quite rightly people were also shocked when I showed them the accident driving drunk newspaper cuttings of the 9” scare across Mr. O’Brian’s head from the time when I attempted to remove his brain with a ladle whilst singing the wrong words to that song from “Interview with a Blacksheep”. I was being ignorant and it was accident driving drunk actually a song from Interview with a Vampire, a film I really wanted for Christmas but everyone in the office laughed and said it was just childhood bad taste. That’s when I lost it and gave my boss a near death experience when I told him about my premonition a movie star dragon fiercely hording a pile of obscure memorabilia.The fact I am telling these stories must be evidence I am getting old. |
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