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| radical orthodoxy, devil, laws, abovethe law, conspiracy duck, video, pissed off, peter manseau, social, screen, news, angry about, funny links, literature, melbourneindymedia, whitehouse.org, dazedand confused, president, | I bet they've never driven young through town with a sack of chicken on their door. When I start wringing my hands about my feelings of inadequacy, Toney tried to reassure me that young they're retired and have more time to work on such things. But it's always been this way, even when they were both working full-time and raising two lunatic kids. young No, there's no getting around it, I'm a slob alright. A slob with a website that contains a map of places I've fucked, for god's sake. What the hell's wrong with me? -- As usual, there was a virtual buffet of excellent foods available 'round the clock while we were there. It's like being on a cruise ship passing through Appalachia, if you can imagine that. My mom always makes sure to cook up a giant pot of "half-runner" green beans when we visit, which are a WV delicacy that the Jelly Belly people really need to take a look at. |
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| Toney news was driving during this leg of the trip, and I sat in the passenger seat doling out bizarre jelly beans for comment and review. Some were so gross they news literally made us gasp. At a gas station in Maryland, Toney bit into a white one and her face news contorted before she almost instantly hocked the half-chewed glob onto the pavement an inch from my feet. You don't really see women spitting often enough these days. We foolishly tossed the little booklet that listed the flavors so we may be a little off on a few of these, but here's a partial list of what we think we were eating: sauerkraut, old vacuum cleaner bags, tin, blackened sea bass, table salt, scotch, bleu cheese, and kerosene. -- My parent's house is perfect. There's not a single blade of grass out of order, and not a speck of dust anywhere inside. It makes me feel like a goddamn slob. |
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