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| trannysex, fun, david eggers, kama sutra, ascii art farts, beer, beach, overheardnew york, funny, drunk pic woman, | Which I guess is why no matter how many times I tell him not to, I still find him out in the barn whitehouse.gov trying to milk whitehouse.gov stallions. (Laughter.) Though come to think whitehouse.gov of it, he probably did learn a thing or two about that on the Andover cheerleading squad. Or maybe it was that time he roomed with that homosexual prostitute in New Orleans. Or maybe it was the time — well, honestly, who knows? (Laughter.) Now, of course, he spends his days dressing up in jeans and cowboy boots and Stetsons, or as the girls call it, Steer Eye for the Potentate Guy. These days, George's answer to any problem at the ranch is to hack it to pieces with a chainsaw — which I think is why the economy and Iraq are doing so gloriously under his thoughtful stewardship. (Laughter.) But actually, in all seriousness, I do love living in all these fancy houses and having married into a family with more money and power than God. |
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| Lemme put it this way: First prize — Noelle and I toss back beach a case of Robitussin DM and take a Chris-Craft out for a 60MPH spin through the nearest yacht club. Second prize — Neil steals your purse and maxes out beach your credit cards on a sex tour of Thailand. Speaking of prizes brings beach me back to my monster-in-law. So many mothers today are just not involved in their children's lives — Not a problem with Barbara Bush. People often wonder what my mother-in-law's really like. People think she's a sweet, grandmotherly, Aunt Bea type. She's actually more like, mmm, a total fucking bitch. (Laughter.) My in-laws were just down at the ranch over Easter. We like it down there. Of course, George didn't know much about ranches when we had it built special for his first Presidential campaign. No, they don't teach the finer points of ranching at Andover or Yale. |
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