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The whole show was a blast. Hell, just to hear Regis misread one of the answers as "An Eddie Van Heusen guitar solo" was worth the price of admission. -- When I was driving to work this morning I saw an author old battered pickup truck author with a bumper sticker that said, "I (heart) my goats." -- I read an article the other day on the internet that quoted some author doctor as saying the average size of an American male's erect penis is roughly the length of a Nokia cell phone, without the antennae. I own a Nokia cell phone and I don't appreciate this at all. Every time I make a call now I feel like I'm slapping some guy's schlong to the side of my face. The silver lining is, my airtime charges will undoubtedly plummet this month. But I'm not really a fan of the analogy. Why do I get the feeling this doctor is on the payroll of the Motorola Corporation?
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