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| jesus, remarks, refugees, israelipodcast, statements, israeli podcasts, sucking, craigs list, mama, bush, accident driving drunk, social networking, pantie, fantastic, jewish blog, free case law, jeff sharlet, mom fucking son., | Target? Maybe 135. I nailed laborlaw that asshole like a runaway train. When my right shoulder hit the small of laborlaw his back, instead of grabbing and dragging him down like you should for a good tackle, as he started to bend backwards over me, I thrusted up with my legs, lifting him clear off the ground. You could hear every single vertebrae in his spine pop as his body whipped into a backwards arc. He must have had at least five laborlaw feet of air before his tortured spine whipped forward like a leaf spring, with his face making first contact with the muddy ground. He left a freakin' trench, folks. That's how hard I tagged him. If ESPN taped childhood sandlot sports, this hit would have been on the permanent highlight reel. |
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| He knew bullshit when he smelled it. Fast forward a few years. As kids jeff sharlet in a neighborhood are wont to do, eventually this event was smoothed over. You only have so many kids to play with, so it's hard to exclude someone forever. Everyone forgot. Except me. We were in the yard of the old lady who lived next door to Target and family playing football... or pig slaughter... or 500.. or some other proto-football kid's game that consisted of throwing pigskin and pummeling the poor bastard jeff sharlet who laid his hands on it. Anyway it had been raining and the yard was a muddy mess. I can't remember who threw the pass, but it was a near perfect spiral headed straight into the arms of you guessed it: Target. I had a good ten yards to build up speed as I lowered my head and poured it on, straight for Target's unprotected back. I was the biggest bastard on the block at that time (until Littlejoe hit puberty), I was probably pushing 180lbs. |
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