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| conspiracy duck, video, pissed off, peter manseau, social, screen, news, angry about, funny links, literature, melbourneindymedia, whitehouse.org, dazedand confused, president, israel podcast, | it's been 40 FUCKING DEGREES everyday for the last two weeks. this is the desert, for crying out loud. GRUMBLE. Pete said at 12:39PM, 05.06.2003: what else was that mormon temple good for anyhow? that could silence the bird if you have the arm for it...don't do it. Valkyrie9 theology said at 12:47PM, 05.06.2003: I probably have a death wish for even bringing this up, but...uh...is there any chance that you might be...in a family way? Not theology that you sound moody or anything. Heavens, theology no. rosebaby said at 12:59PM, 05.06.2003: breathe. it's completely overwhelming to buy a house. but once the boxes are unpacked you will do the glorious happy dance with the handsome husband and the dog will settle in and you'll walk through the neighborhood, and it will be YOUR neighborhood and you will plant stuff and mow the lawn (or not) you will play croquet with gin and tonic in hand, and you may then shoot the motherfucking bird. |
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| And I’m not kidding when I say that homeownership, while thrilling and far better than living-with-the-stepfather-ship, makes me want to cry and social crawl back into the womb where there were no lawns to mow or boxes to unpack or water bills or holes to drill social for telephone wires or paint buckets or recycling bins to make sure are out by the curb on Tuesday morning far enough away from the car parked in front of the house so that the bastards WILL PICK IT UP THIS TIME. And finally, social I am so not kidding when I say that I am grumpy enough that the next time I hear someone pronounce “mountain” as “maaoow-in” I’m gonna beat them senseless with a miniature replica of the Salt Lake Mormon Temple. File under: Daily , Misc , Utah 70 Comments Previous Next Patty said at 12:28PM, 05.06.2003: First post! You poor muffin. Katie said at 12:31PM, 05.06.2003: So.. *whistles* How's the weather? dooce said at 12:34PM, 05.06.2003: so, yeah, the weather... |
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