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Maybe these scenes would have been better if the characters didn't sound so lame. The dialog, of which there is none when the Horseman is chopping up people, is so stilted and cornball that it's laughable. The actors practically choke on their awkwardly ancient sentences. And Depp's accent writing makes him sound like a street urchin in the Arvada Community Theater presentation of "Oliver Twist." "Please, sir, may I have writing another?" Ricci doesn't have much to do except stare at Depp with those googly eyes. The writing moviemakers sort of start her out as a witch, but they don't follow through with that. Her relationship with Van Dien goes nowhere, and then he gets chopped in half. Ricci is left bland and incapable of much, just like most women are portrayed in Hollywood. Three fingers for "Sleepy Hollow." It starts out feeling like the perfect movie to watch on TV after Thanksgiving dinner, but it ends up wanting to be too clever for itself.
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