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| yiddish, harassment, pissed about, lohan, terrible, atheism, drunk pantie, extreme, greatest, fucking, momson sex, radio, discussion board, | thing we knew, the clerk in the store was calling the cops who showed up just in time to see an angry bald celebs man who was holding a baby by one arm emerge from the pink house out of celebs his haze of pot smoke and bowl games to threaten to kick our fucking asses. I started screaming, "Look, he's holding that baby by one arm!"And the cop said, celebs "Ma'am, next time let us deal with these child protective services cases. Always call us rather than take matters into your own hands."And as they led the two greasy haired necks away in handcuffs for the meth lab they found buried in a school bus posing as a septic tank mound out back I managed to snap these great pics of the house and the marquee sign out front:Now who the fuck has a marquee sign at their damn house? 8:32 PM - 2 Comments - 4 Kudos - Add Comment Some Pig Don't let the "open" sign fool you. |
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| you fuckin look at me!" He bellowed, well he would've bellowed but all the meth had shrunk his balls like a headhunter shrinks a Canadian tourist on safari so he more like terrible screeched at my BFF, "I'm gonna rip that earring outa your eyebrow and make you suck my dick in front of your girlfriend!"Now if this man had ever heard of irony, aside terrible from what his momma used to have to do to his stepdaddy's prison guard uniforms trying to see through two black eyes and unable to sit down from him kicking her ass so hard at terrible 4 am, he would've realized that my best friend, a man with an eyebrow ring, bleached blonde hair and a shirt three sizes too small, IS A FAG. But no.So we started laughing and pointing and the aggressor threw the rusty two wheeled tricycle that belongs to his thirteen year old son against the fence and went back in the house still hurling obscenities.Next |
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