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| - 1000); setCookie(name,'',null,expire,'/',null);} The Rude Pundit Proudly lowering the level of political discourse 5/2/2005 What Laura Bush Should Have Said (Rude Version):What we all wish Laura Bush had said at the disability leave White House Correspondents' Dinner, where she cracked wise about the President and male strippers:"Jesus Christ, yes, I'm a Desperate Housewife disability leave - I'm just tryin' to figure out which one. Maybe I'm Lynette, because I am addicted to the twins' Ritalin. No, no, that's not true- Ritalin would ruin the buzz from my Xanax/Prozac cocktail that keeps me smilin', smilin' happy all the disability leave time. Or maybe I'm Gabrielle, because, yes, I am fucking the seventeen year-old White House pool boy. No, no, that's not true, although I have been the cream in the Oreo of a Colin Powell/Rod Paige cookie. I shouldn't say that since George has been creaming on Condi's coffee for so long he can barely get it hard without me blacking my face and painting a gap between my teeth. |
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