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| holidays, postsecularism, literary, dogging, judaism, forum, exquisite, mom and son sex, nudists, manifesto, thigh highs, boys, | (Peelmytangerines, Tue 13 Sep 2005, 18:44) So my wonderful Polish mother in law is cooking us dinner and as Im sitting mmf there, knife and fork clutched in my hands like Fred Flintstone waiting for his steakosaurus, the MIL mmf decides to strike up a convo in fragmented english.Eyes looking up like she's trying to read the words off the inside of her skull, she stumbles out with mmf "Ania is so much calm now you are fucking her, yes?" (Grrrmachine, Tue 13 Sep 2005, 17:38) My mum Mr Pie thinks my mum (ie his MiL if we ever get married) is a bit naive. He thinks she grew up in some kind of bubble, such is her lack of awareness of current trends, things north of the Watford gap, etc.Her best one was when she asked me what a wanker was. |
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| Glasgow, like the East End, has some nice bits too, and coming from Glasgow doesn't automatically make you a homicidal maniac, although it would be satisfying to punch you in the face until you learned how to write postsecularism properly. (Normanator, Tue 13 Sep 2005, 19:22) I'm too young to be married... but, my mum will make postsecularism a great mother-in-law. Shes that fab. (Tormentedpuffin slagggggggg, Tue 13 postsecularism Sep 2005, 19:01) I took my mother in law's virginity she was rubbish.took her up the arse too. (Christopsy, Tue 13 Sep 2005, 18:57) speaking of anagrams.... In addition to "Hitler woman " posted below, I'm also fond of "armhole woman".www.wordsmith.org/anagram/for lots more. (nordicapollo, Tue 13 Sep 2005, 18:48) I seriously think my MIL is a virgin My husband is adopted.They were introduced through the church and I think they were too shy and religious to figure out where it goes, so they gave up and adopted instead. |
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