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| pantiehose, arizona driving drunk law, overtime pay, literature, shwarma, driving drunk, seth diamond, angry about, video, stress, pamela, | fact that nobody else seemed aware of, least of all me.....When I finally left the hospital later that night, I arrived home to find her sitting next door with the neighbours drinking tea. WTF???She then proceeded to spend the next five drunk pic woman days expecting to be waited on hand and foot, whilst I was back and to the maternity ward trying to prepare for the arrival home of our little bundle of joy. I drunk pic woman took her into the hospital the following morning to drunk pic woman introduce her to her my first born, where she was greeted by my better half saying "Hello mother, hasn't your son-in-law given you a lovely grand-daughter...?" To which she replied the now immortal line "Well Helen, there is always the sperm-bank, you know...."How we chortled as I laughingly felled her with a forearm smash..... (warning: this last sentence may contain traces of untruth)To make matters worse, on the day they were due home from the hospital, she very kindly(!) stayed at home to prepare the house for the impending arrival. |
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| I got that off my literature chest... ( collapsibletank - rotational cemetry, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 12:17) MIL - mad as a box of frogs My MIL is lovely, but a bit obsessed in the cleaning stakes. literature She cleans her skirting boards with a toothbrush, believes you can't clean a kitchen in less than five and a half hours and owns three hoovers - one for upstairs, one for downstairs and one for outside.Yes - outside. In the winter, literature those pesky birds drop seeds and nuts from the bird feeder everywhere. The solution? Hoover the lawn.Oh yes.Mad as a goose on stilts. ( Sausagegirl, Fri 9 Sep 2005, 19:09) Take my mother-in-law.....please..... After the somewhat traumatic birth of our first child, I went outside the hospital for a well needed cigarette and to ring everyone and tell them the news that I wouldn't be sleeping for the next five years or so.... On ringing my mother-in-law, I was informed by her partner that she was already on her way to our house.....a |
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