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| mom and son, falafael, pictures, news, israel podcasts, anger management, rape videos, company benefits, david eggers, rage, muslim, mama, jeremy brothers, god, discrimination, triple, writing, stories, tremendous, dave eggers, nude, chicks, | And finally, I am so not kidding when I say that I am grumpy enough that the next time I hear someone pronounce “mountain” as “maaoow-in” I’m gonna beat them senseless with a miniature replica of the Salt Lake Mormon Temple. File under: Daily , Misc , Utah 70 Comments Previous Next Patty said jessica at 12:28PM, 05.06.2003: First post! You poor muffin. Katie said at 12:31PM, 05.06.2003: So.. *whistles* How's the weather? jessica dooce said at 12:34PM, 05.06.2003: so, yeah, the weather... it's been 40 FUCKING DEGREES everyday for the last two weeks. this is the desert, for crying out jessica loud. |
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