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and geez, that's all I can remember right now. Traumatizing... all of it. Charles R. Kaiser said at 08:31PM, 03.29.2003: Been there done that! I mcsweeney's had to live with my mother-in-law for many months as there was a delay in the construction of our new house. It was kind of like hell, only with carpet that made my eyes hurt. When I mcsweeney's have skull-ripping headaches, it sometimes feels better if I pound my head against the wall in the shower stall with the water beating down on my head as hot as my body can stand it. When that fails, I resort to chemical measures in the form of a narcotic nasal spray called Stadol NS (Butorphanol Tartrate). I have over-used the stuff so much that I now need about a triple dose to even make a dent. I think that one day I might just die from it. . . But it will be a floaty kind of muzzy fuddled death. This stuff _USED_ to be a great drug (aside from the diuretic side effect that makes you have to pee every ten minutes when you can't really walk), but now it is just a token attempt to feel like blasting for a new highway is not taking place in my cerebrum.
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