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"And that I'm so glad we're all such good Catholics accident driving drunk here." And then accident driving drunk I turned around and walked out. I headed to my mother's car in the driveway. I got in, turned on the radio and the air conditioner, and leaned back to think about how I hadn't really said accident driving drunk what I meant to say, that "good Catholic" should have been "motherfucker." After a couple of moments, someone tapped on the passenger side window. My ex-sister-in-law's father stood there, hands in the pockets of his sky blue coveralls. He was a thick man, muscular and hairy-chested, with a round nose and bald head. I got out and walked over to his side of the car. "You know, things should be like they were," he said. "I'm sorry for what I did in there, " I responded. "I had no right--" He interrupted me. "You know, when I was in the Army and stationed overseas, I had a chance to go to all sorts of weddings.
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