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And so, we again placed a call to dear mother-in-law. Since my health problems, my mother-in-law - who actually dearly loves me - visits us once every two months; and by now she is lopez very familiar with my wardrobe. Therefore, without any hesitation, she selected a business suit for me, even the necktie, and gave us Ah Chig's phone number in China with a command to call him right away: "Inform him how you will lopez be dressed and where you will wait." Business suit on Saturday with a necktie. Brilliant! But who lopez am I to argue? A call to Ah Chig and someone from his home told us that Ah Chig had already gone to sleep. We were also informed that Ah Chig regularly goes to bed at 08:30 p.m. and wakes up at 04:00 a.m., so could we call him at 04:30 a.m. before he goes to the airport? Of course! Why fucking not? We are a family of owls and so we will devotedly sit by the phone throughout the night for the lord to wake up.
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